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Thoughtless

Lucie Britsch

Thoughtless

Hardback
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August 17, 2023
£ 18.99 
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No one understands the misery and hilarity of being alive better than Lucie Britsch ... Writing like this takes talent and the most tender of hearts.
Jean Kyoung Frazier, author of Pizza Girl

Synopsis

All her life, Susan's loved ones have been hiding a terrible secret from her: If she thinks too hard, her head will explode.
Luckily, her devoted boyfriend, anxious parents and fierce best friend are prepared to do whatever it takes to keep Susan safe in ignorant, thoughtless bliss. And until now, Susan has lived happily in a bubble of TV and takeaways, social media and small talk; anything to distract her from the spiralling thoughts that so often haunt the rest of us - thoughts that would be deadly for her.
But what happens when reality creeps in and Susan's perfectly curated world starts to crumble? Can we distract ourselves from the real world forever... and should we?

Product Information

Number of pages
352
Publisher
Orion Publishing Co
#ISBN
Number of pages
9781409198680
Date of Publication
August 17, 2023
Format
Hardback
Weight
558
g
Dimensions
3.3
x
24.2
x
16.4
cm

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A whip-smart, biting piece of tragicomedy... Hilarious, profound.
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About the author

Lucie Britsch

Lucie Britsch's writing has appeared in Catapult Story, Vol. 1 Brooklyn, Split Lip Magazine, and The Sun magazine, and has been nominated for a Pushcart Prize. Sad Janet is her first novel.

Lucy says: (from luciebritsch.com)

I write weird, funny, dark things no one asked for.

My writing career peaked as a kid when I won a contest to write a slogan to get people to pick up their dog's shit.

My writing has appeared in places like Catapult Story, Vol. 1 Brooklyn, Split Lip Magazine, and The Sun, and I’ve been nominated for a Pushcart Prize.

I live in England on an imaginary farm with my imaginary animals who may also be a Metallica tribute band.

I am available to hire if sighing loudly is something you look for in a writer.

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