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S J Carmine

S J Carmine

On Twitter, Stephanie Oram (S J Carmine) calls herself 'an irreverent, menopausal northerner with a propensity for using rude words!', and her first novel is described as 'a cross between 50 Shades and Coronation Street.' During lockdown, the middle-aged mother of three left her job in recruiting to become an erotic author, stand-up comedian and TikToker, sharing funny tales about the menopause. Whilst watching This Morning, which featured a segment encouraging women who have had a career change to phone in, she spoke about her book, and she has now featured in The Sun, The Daily Star, The Mirror And Pick Me Up magazine.

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Wax, Whips and my Menopausal Bits: 5

The 'Wax and Whips' series - as featured on Good Morning Britain, Pick Me Up magazine, The Sun, The Daily Star and The Mirror.

Ann is flying headlong into her fifties. Newly single and menopausal she has a whole new set of problems to overcome....
Will she ever escape the curse of the delightful Camilla?
How will she do dating in her fifties?
And what on earth is Sylvia doing hanging from the ceiling?

A delightful romp through middle-age told in Ann's customary blunt and humorous style. Follow her as she negotiates dating fifties style and laugh along as she discovers the real reason why men of a certain age wear ripped jeans. Be it her hormones or a date with a guy still obsessed with his wife, Ann lets nothing get in her way as she carves out a new life for herself and looks towards a bright new future.

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Roses, Rings & Sylvia Sings: 4

After a series of disastrous dates where anything that could go wrong did go wrong, Ann has channeled her inner erotic goddess and found love in the arms of Dr Gorgeous.

But has she finally found true love and where will it take her?

Is Dr Gorgeous for life or is her romance on borrowed time?

Join Ann as she muddles her way through the next stage in her relationship, nearly loses a very special ring and takes on the perfect Camilla in an unexpected setting.

Find out exactly why Sylvia is singing and what (or who!) on earth is she doing in the bushes.

Is it going to be a happy ending for Ann or will she be reactivating her online dating profile?

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Flamingos, Fears And Happy Tears: 3

Ann continues her journey through the world of online dating undaunted by her previous dating fails. In this final hilarious instalment will she find happiness and meet her Mr Uninhibited or will it be the usual pint of Guinness and a quicky in the pub car park?
Join Ann as unmasks the infamous 'flamingo', comes face to face with the human centipede and learns the hard way that fidelity isn’t assured.
Will Ann finally succeed in her quest to become an erotic goddess? Will she finally bury the hatchet with her arch-nemesis Sylvia and where does Dr Gorgeous fit into all this?

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Shoes, the Blues and Erotic To-Do's : An Erotic Comedy of Errors : 2

Shoes, The Blues and erotic To-dos is the sequel to the best-selling 'Wax Whips and My Hairy Bits'. Carry on laughing at Ann’s quest to become an erotic goddess and achieve sexual enlightenment. Will Ann find happiness with Tom or will she manage to snare Dr Gorgeous? Where does Daniel fit into Ann’s plans and will she have any success in the world of online dating?

Shoes, The Blues and Erotic To-dos begins where the last book left off. You’ll be laughing and crying with Ann as she continues her quest to find her Mr Uninhibited. How will Ann cope with the challenges she faces this time? Join her as she negotiates the countryside, does her bit for OAP’s and finds out the hard way what exactly a Hollywood wax involves. Will be she successful or will she consigned to a series of unsuccessful dates where a even a photograph can be misleading.

Shoes, The Blues and Erotic To-Do's can be read as a follow up to reading 'Wax, Whips and My Hairy Bits' or enjoyed as a stand-alone read!

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What readers said about 'Wax, Whips and My Hairy Bits'

'Fifty Shades of Grey meets soap opera'

'Liked everything, was hilarious from start to finish!'

'Oh my days, what can say? I have never laughed so much reading a book!'

'Had me in stitches from the beginning to the end...'

'Hilarious!'

'Having done my time with online dating, this book made me howl with laughter.'

'I couldn't stop reading...and laughing!'

'Absolutely loved this book, laughed so hard from the 1st page...'

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Wax, Whips and my Hairy Bits: An erotic comedy of errors: 1

Ann has spent a lifetime reading safe, charming romantic novels leading to a series of dull, unexciting relationships where the sex has been uninspiring and her needs and desires have come second place to a quick shag and a pint of Guinness. After experiencing an awakening she decides things have to change and she embarks on an erotic adventure. Join her in her quest for sexual liberation as she unleashes the passion within her and goes on a journey to find her very own Mr Uninhibited.You’ll be rooting for Ann as her desire to emulate the erotica she has read develops into a comedy of erotic errors. From hair remover cream to handcuffs, nothing turns out as she hopes and she soon begins to realise that not everything or everyone is as they seem. Ann appears to be on an never ending learning curve but will she actually learn anything or is she destined for erotic mediocrity.

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