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Shoes, the Blues and Erotic To-Do's : An Erotic Comedy of Errors : 2

S J Carmine

Shoes, the Blues and Erotic To-Do's : An Erotic Comedy of Errors : 2

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September 24, 0202
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I couldn't stop reading.. And laughing! The only disappointment was that it was over too soon.
Goodreads reviewer - CW

Synopsis

Shoes, The Blues and erotic To-dos is the sequel to the best-selling 'Wax Whips and My Hairy Bits'. Carry on laughing at Ann’s quest to become an erotic goddess and achieve sexual enlightenment. Will Ann find happiness with Tom or will she manage to snare Dr Gorgeous? Where does Daniel fit into Ann’s plans and will she have any success in the world of online dating?

Shoes, The Blues and Erotic To-dos begins where the last book left off. You’ll be laughing and crying with Ann as she continues her quest to find her Mr Uninhibited. How will Ann cope with the challenges she faces this time? Join her as she negotiates the countryside, does her bit for OAP’s and finds out the hard way what exactly a Hollywood wax involves. Will be she successful or will she consigned to a series of unsuccessful dates where a even a photograph can be misleading.

Shoes, The Blues and Erotic To-Do's can be read as a follow up to reading 'Wax, Whips and My Hairy Bits' or enjoyed as a stand-alone read!

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What readers said about 'Wax, Whips and My Hairy Bits'

'Fifty Shades of Grey meets soap opera'

'Liked everything, was hilarious from start to finish!'

'Oh my days, what can say? I have never laughed so much reading a book!'

'Had me in stitches from the beginning to the end...'

'Hilarious!'

'Having done my time with online dating, this book made me howl with laughter.'

'I couldn't stop reading...and laughing!'

'Absolutely loved this book, laughed so hard from the 1st page...'

Product Information

Number of pages
130
Publisher
Independently Published
#ISBN
Number of pages
9798689884509
Date of Publication
September 24, 0202
Format
Paperback
Weight
240
g
Dimensions
13.9
x
21.5
x
1.1
cm

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Quick read (read it in about 40minutes) but it is actually hilarious.
Goodreads reviewer - R
Absolutely hilarious. I've recommended the books to quite a few of my friends.
Goodreads reviewer - AG

About the author

S J Carmine

On Twitter, Stephanie Oram (S J Carmine) calls herself 'an irreverent, menopausal northerner with a propensity for using rude words!', and her first novel is described as 'a cross between 50 Shades and Coronation Street.' During lockdown, the middle-aged mother of three left her job in recruiting to become an erotic author, stand-up comedian and TikToker, sharing funny tales about the menopause. Whilst watching This Morning, which featured a segment encouraging women who have had a career change to phone in, she spoke about her book, and she has now featured in The Sun, The Daily Star, The Mirror And Pick Me Up magazine.

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