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Wax, Whips and my Hairy Bits: An erotic comedy of errors: 1

S J Carmine

Wax, Whips and my Hairy Bits: An erotic comedy of errors: 1

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June 26, 2020
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What can I say ... this is one of the funniest books I've ever read, from the first page to the last, it had me in fits of giggles, sitting on my own in the house; my neighbours probably think I've lost the plot I laughed that loud!
Goodreads reviewer - D

Synopsis

Ann has spent a lifetime reading safe, charming romantic novels leading to a series of dull, unexciting relationships where the sex has been uninspiring and her needs and desires have come second place to a quick shag and a pint of Guinness. After experiencing an awakening she decides things have to change and she embarks on an erotic adventure. Join her in her quest for sexual liberation as she unleashes the passion within her and goes on a journey to find her very own Mr Uninhibited.You’ll be rooting for Ann as her desire to emulate the erotica she has read develops into a comedy of erotic errors. From hair remover cream to handcuffs, nothing turns out as she hopes and she soon begins to realise that not everything or everyone is as they seem. Ann appears to be on an never ending learning curve but will she actually learn anything or is she destined for erotic mediocrity.

Product Information

Number of pages
148
Publisher
Independently Published
#ISBN
Number of pages
9798657154719
Date of Publication
June 26, 2020
Format
Paperback
Weight
196
g
Dimensions
13.3
x
20.2
x
1.6
cm

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This sexual awakening of a young woman is not only entertaining but a guide of what not to do. We all have insecurities, however perceive other confidence as lack of. Would highly recommend this book.
Goodreads reviewer - LL
The whole book from start to finish was funny insightful and truer to a woman’s heart than some of us might not dare to admit.
Goodreads reviewer - LG

About the author

S J Carmine

On Twitter, Stephanie Oram (S J Carmine) calls herself 'an irreverent, menopausal northerner with a propensity for using rude words!', and her first novel is described as 'a cross between 50 Shades and Coronation Street.' During lockdown, the middle-aged mother of three left her job in recruiting to become an erotic author, stand-up comedian and TikToker, sharing funny tales about the menopause. Whilst watching This Morning, which featured a segment encouraging women who have had a career change to phone in, she spoke about her book, and she has now featured in The Sun, The Daily Star, The Mirror And Pick Me Up magazine.

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