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Flamingos, Fears And Happy Tears: 3

S J Carmine

Flamingos, Fears And Happy Tears: 3

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February 7, 2021
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So nice to have a funny short read that takes you away from reality for a few moments.
Goodreads reviewer - JL

Synopsis

Ann continues her journey through the world of online dating undaunted by her previous dating fails. In this final hilarious instalment will she find happiness and meet her Mr Uninhibited or will it be the usual pint of Guinness and a quicky in the pub car park?
Join Ann as unmasks the infamous 'flamingo', comes face to face with the human centipede and learns the hard way that fidelity isn’t assured.
Will Ann finally succeed in her quest to become an erotic goddess? Will she finally bury the hatchet with her arch-nemesis Sylvia and where does Dr Gorgeous fit into all this?

Product Information

Number of pages
90
Publisher
Richard Hennerley
#ISBN
Number of pages
9798223355465
Date of Publication
February 7, 2021
Format
Paperback
Weight
104
g
Dimensions
x
20.3
x
12.7
cm

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Laugh OUT LOUD funny! I giggled my way through this and enjoyed it all.
Goodreads reviewer - V
A hilarious quick read... I'll happily be reading the rest of the books in the series!
Goodreads reviewer - LX

About the author

S J Carmine

On Twitter, Stephanie Oram (S J Carmine) calls herself 'an irreverent, menopausal northerner with a propensity for using rude words!', and her first novel is described as 'a cross between 50 Shades and Coronation Street.' During lockdown, the middle-aged mother of three left her job in recruiting to become an erotic author, stand-up comedian and TikToker, sharing funny tales about the menopause. Whilst watching This Morning, which featured a segment encouraging women who have had a career change to phone in, she spoke about her book, and she has now featured in The Sun, The Daily Star, The Mirror And Pick Me Up magazine.

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